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Shocking: Wenger Releases Official Statement Over Gabriel and Luca Perez’s Heated Spat


Wenger has played down the heated exchange between Gabriel Paulista and Lucas Perez. Arsenal recorded a slim 1-0 victory over West Brom, thanks to a header from Oliver Giroud. The spat between Gabriel and Lucas seem to have stolen the headline, with the fans still in doubt why the pair ...

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After 9 Hours Of Closed Door Meeting With Abramimovich, Mourinho Sacked?

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The source of Chelsea’s woes are not far-fetched since Mourinho concerned himself with witch-hunting and petty dealings at the club he superintends over. The season has gone from bad to worse for Mourinho after Chelsea were defeated for the ninth time in the Premier League this season – Chelsea are currently ...

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Interlull Almost Over, Mertesacker the Dancer, £20bn Investment and The fall of Etihad’s and Stamford Bridge’s


She woke up at 3.00 am, wondering what has become of life. How did it suddenly turn sour? Stretching herself from the floor to turn off the TV that previously played the Spain vs England game before she slept off in the 49th minute. Then did she recall it is ...

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Breaking News: Mourinho Sacked After 1978/79 History Was Discovered


From all indications, it appears the ‘loud mouthed one’ will be getting his marching orders in recent days. This is coming after the London side got defeated yet again in the English Premier League to a stubborn Stoke city side and this has prompted the club to seek for his ...

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Arsenal vs Tottenham: Recap, Player Rating,Motm and Angry Giroud


Arsenal had to settle for a draw yesterday, not because the Tottenham players were that fantastic on the day but our players were tired – so tired, the three games played within a week took its toll on them and the likes of Harry Kane turned Messi. It would fun ...

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Breaking News! Mourinho Sacked, Confirmed by Top Agent

If reports making the rounds are true, then Chelsea’s manager Jose Mourinho has been ousted by the club for the club’s current indecent performances, this is according to theBluesArena. The report was confirmed by a renowned football agent and journalist Lou Sticca via his official twitter handle. Jose Mourinho sacked ...

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Mourinho To Referee: “Wenger Was Right – You Are ****ing Soft”

How Arsenal saw Manchester United's defence

In what seemed like a spray of yellow cards, in which the six of the Chelsea players were carded in the game against West ham. The referee on the day, Jon Moss, was adjudged to be somewhat biased which prompted the invasion of the referee’s room by Mourinho the self ...

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Wenger Seeks Spiritual Assylum Ahead of the International Break.

The boring international break is here again and we are all forced to stay well over a week before we return to normalcy. Gruesome, isn’t it? Thinking of a ‘horse’ like Alexis Sanchez and how he would get involved in these needless games for Chile coupled with the resulting fatigue ...

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Ahead of The Community Shield Clash, Mourinho Draws First Blood

Jose Mourinho seems more like the biggest troll the game of football has ever produced. The Portuguese cannot take his eyes off all things pertaining Arsenal. Usually, he waits till the London Derby game aginst Arsenal before he dishes out his rancour, but this time, ‘the obnoxious one’ has taken ...

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Could This Be What The Gooners Wanted All This While?

Globally, it is now chic for young men to keep beards. While some try to keep it trim and dapper, a selected few go a long way in leaving their’s bushy and wild. Whichever category one chooses or fits in, he must ensure to make the most of it – if you know ...

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